Total Medals Earned: 2,905 (From 618 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,800 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/500 points)
Kill 9 monsters in a single run
Sent a score to the leaderboard
Kill 100 monsters in a single run
Kill 300 monsters in a single run
Kill your first boss
Kill 3 bosses in a single run
Kill 6 bosses in a single run
Unlock all available guns
Unlock all available coins
Unlock all available characters
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
Play The Game
Beat A Level
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/305 points)
You have found the first star!
This one was a bit sneaky
Hay there!
The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!
Up the spire you go!
Aren't you glad you saw-us!
Bet this was a pain!
How do those platforms move?
Learn to wall jump damnit!
You did it all? even the seven runes?
Congrats! The last star!
Medals Earned: 16/16 (420/420 points)
Reach 100 kills.
Collect 20 coins.
Collect 25 diamonds.
Collect 25 greens.
Collect 500 coins.
Collect 500 diamonds.
Collect 50 blues.
Get a x50 multiplier.
Achieve 1000 kills.
Achieve 2500 kills.
Collect 250 blues.
Get a x100 multiplier.
Collect 1000 diamonds.
Collect 2500 coins.
Get an x150 multiplier.
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/200 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 9.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 13.
Complete level 14.
Complete level 15.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (315/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
I did it on purpose...
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You know you want this medal